Saturday, December 10, 2005

I officially hate snow

For the past two days I've been at work. Not like I went to work yesterday, came home and then went back today. I've BEEN at WORK for the the past two days. And the same deal earlier this week. Why? Snow. We got about 6 inches this last storm I guess. Might not sound like alot, but when you're trying to keep a road clear, or even passable, with our work force stretched as thin as they have us, 6 inches is plenty. I plow the 611 bypass around Doylestown. This storm I got teamed up with a contractor that plows the 202 bypass. I idea is that we plow together to get more done on both roads... NOT! I could probably get twice as much done by myself. Anyway... I'm thinking of starting an organization called S.N.O.W. "Snow Haters Of the World". We'll push for the over usage of ozone depleting areosol products to get that global warming on the move (bring back the 80's Big Hair days!!) and work on inventions like the "low atmosphere, globe encompassing dome" or a complex system of lasers that melt snow before it hits the ground, turning it into rain. Another idea I've been thinking about is maybe training monkeys to run the plows or some kind of remote control plow where you can sit back at home and plow like a video game. If you think these are all good ideas and would like to join S.N.O.W. send your contributions to me care of ME.

The pic is of the 611 bypass and my view for much too much of the past week.

4 comments:

chaosman said...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...lol
I hate it too. Being on call for a propane company sucks too. "My heat doesn't work...waaaa waaaa waaaa"

Bart said...

Dude! Join S.N.O.W! but keep up the good work.. the more people you keep warm in their houses, maybe the less people out on the roads!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be S.H.O.W.? I like the snow, when they cancel school, I get to sleep in!

Sorry can't join the organization, but I will watch out for monkeys in the snow plows from now on.

Petz

Anonymous said...

yea it sux for you people but not for me i get to sleep in all day but. Ryan raelly misses you when you go that sux too