Eating dinner. The whole family is there at the table, a rare thing in itself. The boys are playing around and name calling starts... After a while we get to...
Ryan: "You poop in your diaper" (which must be one heck of an insult once you don't "poop in your diaper").
Andrew: "You lick Sheba (our dog) on purpose" (a favorite household comeback).
Christopher: "You're a Babysitter" (for some reason that's one of the worst names in the book to Ryan).
Ryan: "You poop on your mommy's head".
DADDY: "Ok Ryan, that's enuff of that. We don't need to talk about "poop" at the table".
Ryan: "Where?"
Daddy: "At the table".
Ryan: "???"
Daddy: "At dinner".
Ryan: "Where?"
Daddy: "At the dinner table".
Ryan: "???"
Daddy: voice slightly raised "Here! Here at dinner... at the 'dinner table'. We don't need to talk about poop right here at the dinner table!"
Ryan: "Ok... sorry"
Daddy: "That's ok".
a few moments of silence then....
Ryan: "You pee in your underwear".
Ryan is 3, Chris 13 and Andrew 17
About Me
- Bart
- Pennsylvania, United States
- this is a blog that I started back b4 Facebook was the thing to do... It goes for a couple years... It's just what the title say... Whatever
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3 comments:
It sounds like you guys have some pretty interesting table talk!! LOL
I'm glad to hear things are going well, you had fun at the Aquarium, sorry you were sick with the stomach flu, yeahhhhhhhh that you got Zombie Tix, still lmao at your school pic - lordy 20yrs ago you are OLD lol, glad to hear you and Cheryl are trying to quit smoking, I tried lately and made it 8 days... sigh!! Tranny went out on the car and thats all I needed to start again LOL. Hope the farm fresh eggs were good - Old McBart!! lol
Anywhoo I just wanted to type and tell you hello and send hugs to you and the family...especially the cutie pie Ryan!! He is just adorable.
Hugss and I'll write again soon!!
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Yeah!!! A comment!!! see people It's not that hard. Thanx Ronda!
Petz,
ummm... yes... very nice ... thanx... good luck to you guys!
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